Baldur Bjarnason

Web dev at the end of the world, from Hveragerði, Iceland

Weeknote and links: 2 October 2023

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Work

On Friday I announced that you can pre-order the print edition of Out of the Software Crisis, which should be released 7 November 2023 (or thereabouts).

Pre-orders get a $10 USD discount and:

… if you pre-order the hard-cover edition before October 15, 2023, your name will be added to a list of subscribers and supporters that will be printed in the book. Your support will be recorded there for posterity.

I’ve had a lot of fun working on this. Hopefully that’ll come through in the final product.

Reading

Complete “meh” week when it came to reading.

Movies

Focused on remakes this week.

That is, I watched the original movie, followed by its remakes, to get a sense of studios have handled remakes over the years.

Fright Night

The first was Fright Night (1985) and Fright Night (2011).

This was a good start because the 80s original is a genuinely fun bad movie while the remake is just fun. The original has awful acting, relies a little bit too much on the novelty of its self-awareness—something that has no novelty value today—and only really works if you’re a fan of the Hammer Horror series of vampire movies.

The 2011 version with Colin Farrell isn’t great, but it’s good enough. It follows the original plot pretty faithfully but with better acting and modern aesthetics. David Tennant does a good David Tennant, Colin Farrell feels made for the role, and seeing Anton Yelchin hammers home just how much of a tragedy it was to lose him so young.

Skip the original, but watch the remake if you like a competent vampire movie.

Cat People

The 1942 original Cat People is a true horror classic. It’s spooky in the right places, uses the black and white lighting to maximum effect, and has a surprisingly nuanced take on the relationship between monstrosity and sexuality—something that most horror movies lack.

Because it adds a second love interest—and one that’s implied to be more sexually active than the first—it makes it much harder for the viewer to interpret Irena’s transformations as a representation of the dangers of female sexuality. Instead it lends itself more to an interpretation that it’s repressed sexuality or non-consensual sexual advances that are harmful. It’s nuanced enough to lend itself to a broader range of interpretations than is common for horror movies.

Thoughtful, well-written, and with genuinely scary moments and a bittersweet ending.

The 1982 remake tries so hard but ends up being a complete mess because the filmmakers almost certainly let their boners do their thinking. Its take on sexuality is a much more simplistic “all sexuality is dangerous” and the screenwriter and director seem to have thought that this take was an improvement on the usual “female sexuality is dangerous”. They seem to have been too excited about the opportunity to film Nastassja Kinski naked to think the plot through. It’s like they forgot they were making a horror movie at times.

And their “bittersweet” ending just misses the mark for me.

Great soundtrack by Giorgio Moroder, though, and a title track by David Bowie is always a good thing. Doesn’t save the movie though.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

This is right on the edge of qualifying as remakes but the novel The Body Snatchers by Jack Finney has been adapted four times, spread out over sixty years. They make for an interesting study in how Hollywood has evolved.

The first, 1956 version, is my personal favourite by far, although I can see why some might disagree.

The movie itself is genuinely great. It’s theme or premise is incredibly well drawn: what would it feel like if everybody you knew, everybody in the world, suddenly turned against you. It is a compelling idea and the alien invasion is just a mechanism used to illustrate it. It’s portrayed from the perspective of a small town doctor who sees the community around him change. Friends become strangers. Patients turn to him frightned before themselves being transformed. The pods are only introduced after the theme has been established and serve mostly to hammer home the inevitability of the change. The climactic scene where the main character is shouting at passing cars—original supposed to be the ending—is powerful enough to be called back to by most of the other adaptations.

And once you realise that it was made during the McCarthy witch hunts—one of the USA’s more notable swerves into authoritarianism—it becomes even more relevant to the modern age.

So, off to a good start.

The 1978 movie takes a different tack. It frames the story squarely as a creepy alien invasion and follows the conventions of what is by then an established formula. We see the arrival and first growth of the aliens. None of the characters that get taken over early are well-drawn prior to their “snatching”, which serves to emphasise their role as adversaries. It is well-made and genuinely great. I can see why some would prefer it over the 1956 take as it’s more faithful to the genre. It also, as an indicator of the different attitudes of 1970s Hollywood, both quite unsubtle about making the lead couple an adulterous one (she is married to someone else), and has the unambiguously bad ending that the 1956 director wanted to have but was forced to undercut by the studios.

The 1993 version, directed by Abel Ferrara, is less effective as it’s a by-the-numbers horror movie—complete with a ‘mad person makes incoherent warning at a gas station early in the movie’ scene. This makes sense once you realise that the story and screenplay is by horror-legends Stuart Gordon and Larry Cohen. Decent executions of the basic horror formula is what they do. It’s not a bad horror movie and it even has a few really effective moments, but it’s not in the same tier as the first two.

What’s interesting about the first three movies is that they could, thematically at least, exist in the same universe. The 1978 movie has an overt callback to the 1956 version, which could be taken to imply that some version of those events took place in that world as well. The 1993 version uses the same design and mechanism for the aliens and takes place in an isolated military base, so it could easily be thought of as happening in a variation of the world of the 1978 version.

This makes the first three adaptations complementary in many ways—each with their own take but in a way that builds on what the previous movies attempted.

The fourth, however, is just bad.

Not badly made. It’s slick and has some of the best actors available in 2007. The effects look good, and the cinematography is engaging. Its problem is that it’s constantly sabotaging itself. It begins as an invasion movie, much like the 1978 version. It does this well until it loses interest. Then it becomes a parable about having to conform for survival, leaning much harder into the “behave like them to survive” message than any of the prior versions, before it loses interest in that too. Then it becomes an action-filled near-post-apocalyptic commentary on the violence we do to survive under extreme circumstances until it loses interest again and summarily solves everything by waving a magic wand before ineptly trying to pretend that “maybe humans are worse than the alien infection” was its theme all along.

It’s a muddle. The first three adaptations each have their own reason for being. The first is a great piece of psychological horror. The second is a classic alien invasion move. The third is a competent horror movie.

But the fourth? Skip it. Pick whichever one of the first three fits your interests the best.

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